This is probably one of the funniest websites that I look at. Pretty much all they are is texts from the night before when people do or have stupid or funny stuff happen to them. Here are some really funny ones that are my personal favorites. Some of them can be sexual but that makes them even funnier I think. And hey, we're all mature adults, right?
(773): if someone can't be won over with guacamole and tequila they are not worth your time.
(484): i even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesn't black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
(503): Just puked into a mcdonald's cup. Didn't even swerve.
(502): so i smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. of course i'm going to take this one.
(818): Party in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
(217): he just booty called m in advance instead of waiting til like 3 am when he's trashed. i think that's really considerate and gentlemanlike.
(970): if i'm going to fail a midterm, I might as well be drunk while i do it.
(646): so how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
(401): apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
These are only some of the funny "texts from last night". It really is a funny site where people have hilarious texts from whatever happened to them the night before...
i love this website! its so funny! i sometimes read them to get a good chuckle when i'm feeling down! and i totally agree with the guacamole one!
ReplyDeletehahaha those are so so funny. I have never heard of this website, but I totally want to check it out now. I sometimes always get the strangest or craziest txts and they always make me laugh. One of my favorite websties is F*** my life or for short fml. It describes situations in peoples lives that they phrase would apply to. Here are a few of there sad stories:
ReplyDeleteToday, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML
Today, I was walking down the hall from the livingroom. I overheard my mom telling someone how proud she was of her baby girl and how much she loved her. I thought she was referring to my first ever all "A" report card. Turns out my new kitten used its litter box correctly for the first time. FML
Today, I received a three-time forwarded message which I thought would turn out to be a random chain message. Turns out my boyfriend didn't want to send me the "break-up text" himself and figured it would get to me eventually after sending it to all my best friends. FML
Today, I left my room to take a quick shower. When I came back, I found out that my roommate had locked the door. She also left for the entire weekend. I had to wait in a towel for someone to get the RA to unlock my door for twenty minutes as the whole floor laughed their asses off. FML
Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML
Today, I discovered that when you're the maid of honor giving a toast at your best friend's wedding, it's important to make sure the zipper on your dress is secured. Otherwise, your bare breasts and Hello Kitty panties could end up exposed to a wedding party of 600 people. FML
I read these things EVERY day haha I'm not even kidding. I didn't know about them until recently but a friend got me hooked on them and I've actually started putting one on my board outside my door every few days. People seem to really enjoy them and they make me chuckle every time I come in or out of my room. The current one on my door says The red, white, and blue power rangers were also in the porn business, goodbye childhood :)
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